The only listening-comprehension exam for officially synthesized cat sounds, administered by the Bureau of Feline Vocal Standards.
The Bureau catalogs a small, arbitrary selection of cat vocalizations and assigns each one a synthesized sound, generated fresh in your browser the moment you tap it.
No recordings of actual cats were used, consulted, or otherwise involved in the production of this exam.
Each sound is built from oscillators and filters at the moment of tapping, not stored audio. This means every meow, purr, and growl you hear was, technically, made up on the spot.
Learning is permanent and cannot be un-learned, revoked, or reset, regardless of how long it has been since your last visit.
The Feline Fluency Index rises with correct answers and falls with incorrect ones, and is capped well below anything a cat would recognize as fluency.
This is not a bug. The cap is the finding.
Certificates are issued instantly, carry no legal standing in any household, and are never revoked no matter how unconvincing the fluency on file.
Cat Vox is provided for entertainment purposes only. No cat was consulted, examined, or impressed.